Random Megan Quote of the Day:

"Because Meelosh is the sound of gay Russian sex."

Enjoy that shit.

He he he. Engagement photos fill me with the glee. The awkward poses and fake pasted on smiles. It all reeks of mid-life crisis, infidelity with a 20 something, and fucked up kids who go to therapy 3 times a week because Mommy mixed vodka and Percocet. So if I ever get that done you know it's time to taser Megan in the ass because she's obviously fucked out of her mind.

Why the hell is my life full of mediocre crapiness? I really don't have much reason to hate my life since there are so many people worse off than me but I can't help it. I'm a selfish bitch like that. I also think I should become a lesbian. Men bother me too much. That would be hot. But I would have to save my lesbian self for Gwen Stefani. Oh well 4 more years and then I'll be in the Peace Corp trying to save the world. And then I won't have to worry about any of this shit.

Word to your mother,
M

PS- Buy me things from Sephora and make me feel better. http://www.sephora.com/registry/list.jhtml?giftlistId=gl255460167

Whoops I was suppose to update this everyday. My bad. But what the fuck am I suppose to say in this day in and day out? OK wait I got it.......

Thank god my name isn't Kelly.

Hot.

In the eternal words of Kevin Federline's greasy trucker hat:

"Rock out with your cock out."

These are words to live by friends. Heed them well.

Is it sad that I find Alan Cummings attractive? Wait let me look it up on Google. Nope he has a fanlisting. I'm in the clear.

So I had a job interview at Blockbuster today. The guy interviewing me said I did "excellent". What I think he meant was my tits looked "excellent" in this top.