Random Megan Quote of the Day:

"Because Meelosh is the sound of gay Russian sex."

Enjoy that shit.

He he he. Engagement photos fill me with the glee. The awkward poses and fake pasted on smiles. It all reeks of mid-life crisis, infidelity with a 20 something, and fucked up kids who go to therapy 3 times a week because Mommy mixed vodka and Percocet. So if I ever get that done you know it's time to taser Megan in the ass because she's obviously fucked out of her mind.