In the eternal words of Kevin Federline's greasy trucker hat:

"Rock out with your cock out."

These are words to live by friends. Heed them well.

Is it sad that I find Alan Cummings attractive? Wait let me look it up on Google. Nope he has a fanlisting. I'm in the clear.

So I had a job interview at Blockbuster today. The guy interviewing me said I did "excellent". What I think he meant was my tits looked "excellent" in this top.