pOOH

You know what I noticed that's really fucking annoying. How the new trend of people is to bring their damn digital cameras around with them and take pictures of everything that happens in their life and then they publish the pictures online. That is so fucking annoying. No people we don't give a damn about your sad pathetic lives. So sad and pathetic that you have to carry your webcam around with you everywhere. Just no. Do not go to the store and take pictures of everything you think is cute and funny. For the love of humanity stop. STOP!!!!!!! WE DO NOT CARE!!!!!!! Thank you.

-- Megan

Another

Wow I was little bit scary the other day eh? Ah well that's how I usually am. No matter. It's snowing and not stoping and scaring me. If we don't have school tomarrow that would really be just great. Just great man, great. I really have nothing to say. I just feel like wasting time. Oh wait I do have one thing to say. Audio blog Nathan. Audio blog. Yeah and that's about it.

-- Megan

Must Kill All Humans

I hate men. Sometimes I want to take a knife and slit the throat of the next one that walks by. And then I'd laugh as the blood pooled around his dead and lifeless body. And then I'd cut his balls off and feed them to a dog. Ohh I think I'd rip his heart out and jump up and down on it until it was a bloody pulp. Oh then I would be happy. Then I could live out my days with that little secret filling me up with bloody happiness. Homicidal? Psychotic? Well I think anyone of the fairer species would be when it comes to men. We are after all smarter, prettier, and better at everything we do.

-- Megan

Oh God

OK nobody listen to that! Nobody! It's just not right. Sooo don't listen to it. OK glad we cleared that up.

-- Megan

OK now I know your all going to listen to it. Well burn in hell.

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Wotcher

Hm let's take a little time out today to firstly congratulate Megan on getting 100++++++++ on her History Mid-Term. I do believe that I should receive and award that says Megan received 100++++++++ on her History Mid-Term and therefore does not have to take this revoltingly easy and ridiculous class for the rest of the yeah that so could very easily teach with her eyes closed and her mouth stapled to her backside. Yes I do think that would look right smart hanging over my bed.

But let's get serious for a moment (although I was quite serious before). I do believe that every nominee running for the democratic party for president are a bunch of smarmy gits. The one that is the least revolting and someone I could stand for is Kucinich. Visit his web site here. Of course he hasn't got a shot in hell with those cheeky gits Kerry and Dean running the place. Anyone who A) supports the war B) disagrees with same sex marriages and C) thinks the death penalty is an effective way to stop crime do not deserve my vote. Yes my one measly vote that could (used rightly) hold the key to victory or defeat. To all you little Republicans and Dean Supporters you can kiss my ass for being a complete imbecile and lapping up everything the media feeds you. That also goes for anyone who still supports Michael Jackson. The lot of you can kiss my arse.

Well hopefully I've offended loads of people so my work here is done.

Until Next Time
-- Megan

PS- I'm going to 24 hours without a wink of sleep and seem to be more witty than usual. This could come in very handy at various points in my life. So HA to you, you sleep needing freaks. OK well not really since I'm going to be taking a nap now but I do feel certain pride at being able to obtain above average levels of sarcasm and wittiness without days of sleep.

Smudgery and Drudgery

Oh boy Megan's in a witty mood. Everyone watch out! Hmm I do like that title I made up though. Do I feel a story brewing? Wait...wait..........it's comming.............. maybe.........nope lost it. Oh well. One of Megan's many great works that will never be published. Let us bow our heads in silence.

-- Megan

Hrmmm

Everytime I sit here and try my damndest to come up with something super witty and intellectual to say. But it never comes. I don't think anyone can come up with anything witty or intellectual to say while staring at a computor screen. Plus that horrid pressure of impressing the 3 people who actually read this is too much.

Some things about the whole vegan/vegitarian thing:

A. It's my way of life so don't sit there arguring with me about it if it does not affect your life in any way or purpose.
B. The whole thing about killing animals that live in vegitation that the vegitarians would eat is pure bullshit in the fact that someone is just trying to justify their consumption of meat and not to have to feel guilty about it.
C. I think we can assume that if an animal cries when hurt that they feel pain. If they feel pain then wouldn't killing them constitute murder if they have the same emotions as humans. Can't a cow fear death?
D. I don't give a shit what you think. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

-- Megan

All that she wants............

Whooo didn't go to school today. Yay for sickness! You know what's really yummy? Cherry pop-tarts. Yeahhh. I'm so bored right now that I'm talking about random things. You know what else is yummy? Ace of Base. Well not in a food way but in a musically satisfying way. OK I think I scared enough people now so I'm going to go.

Huzzah!
-- Megan

Yes my bones and organs

...................................................(stabs self)

-- Megan

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Indeed we do. I have decided to compile a list of things that if any guy has or shows any of the traits below you MUST run away from him. Far away.

OK here it is the official RUN AWAY FROM THIS MAN NOW LIST by Me (Megan):

1. He talks about himself in the 3rd person
2. He weighs less than 100 pounds (excluding children under the age of 14)
3. His name is Patrick, Nick, Tim, or David (and sometimes Mike)
4. His nickname is anything with an animal or animal like habit EX: Bulldog or The Scratchinator
5. He does not find Family Guy or Futurama funny
6. He likes to pick out your clothes
7. He refers to himself as "God"
8. He mentions sex in every conversation you have
9. You watch Jeopardy together and he gets none of the questions right but still thinks he's smart
10. He threatens to burn down your house

And that is the list. This is all just from my personal experience so feel free to disagree with me. Or if you have anything to add put it in my guestbook or e-mail it to me.

-- Megan

Me and Ashley: Vegan Girls!

OK I officially decided to stop eating meat. Watch this video. It's disgusting but maybe it'll wake you up a bit.

-- Megan

School School is a Fool

I'm in school *gasp* and it's 7:44 am! Good god what kind of torture is this? I need sleep damnit sleep! Even if I did sleep all day yesterday and went to bed early. I need more! So did anyone besides me catch South Park last night? Yeah good stuff in that one good stuff. Yeah I'm just talking to no one arn't I? Oh well. Sign my guestbook darnit! It's all empty and sad :( Nathan you better at least sign it becuase I know you read this. OK that is all.

-- Megan

Boo

I'm cold. I'm tired. And I'm in a horrible mood. I think this calls for some hot cocoa and cuddling with my stuff animals in bed. If anyone wishes to talk to me today (Friday) then call me or something.

-- Megan

Cry Cry

Don't you just hate love movies? Don't you just want to take a gun and shoot the TV? Or mayhaps take someones heart and rip it out if their chest and eat it? I know I do.

-- Megan

The Song That Makes Me Cry

"Konstantine"

I can't imagine all the people that you know
And the places that you go
When the lights are turned down low
And I don't understand
All the things you've seen
But I'm slipping in between
You and your big... dreams
it's always you and my big dreams

And you tell me
That it's over
But i can't stand here in a patch of four leaf clover
And your restless
And I'm naked
You've got to get out
You can't stand to see me shaking
no, would you let me go

and you don't want to be here in the future
So you say
the present's just a pleasant
Interruption to the past
And you don't want to look much closer
'Cause you're afraid to find out all the hope
That you had sent into the sky by now had... crashed
and it did because of me

And then you bring me home
Afraid to find out that you're alone, no
And I'm sleeping in your living room
But we don't have much room
To live

And I had dreams that i would learn to play guitar
Maybe cross the country
Become a rockstar
And there was hope in me
That I could take you there
But dammit you're so young
But I don't think I care
and if I hurt you then i'm sorry
It's just this guilt has got the best of me

And then you bring me home
'Cause we both know what its like to be alone, no
And I'm dreaming in your living room
But we don't have much room
To live

Konstantine came walking down the stairs
Doesn't she look good
Standing in her underwear?
And i've been thinking, and i've thinking, no
But she's been drinking
And it doesn't get me anywhere

My Konstantine came walking down the stairs
And all that I could do
Was touch her long blond hair
And i was thinking, what i was thining ya know
we've been drinking and it doesn't get me anywhere

This is because I can spell konfusion with a K
It's hard to like it
It's to dying in anothers arms
and why i had to try it
It's to jimmy eat world
and those nights in my car
But this time i'm alone, and i don't see those stars
I'm not your star?
Isn't that what you said
what you thought this song meant
you thought this song meant

And if this is what it takes
just to lie in my mistakes
and live with what I did to you
And all the things i put you through
I always catch the clock it's 11:11
And now you want to talk
it's not hard to dream
You'll always be my Konstantine

They'll never hurt you like I do
No, They'll never hurt you like I do
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No

This is to a girl who got into my head
with all these pretty things she did
Hey Baby, You know that you keep me up in bed
It's to a girl who got into my head
with all the fucked up things I did
Hey Maybe Baby, You could keep me up in bed
My Konstantine

Spin Around me like a Dream
We played out on this movie screen
And i said, did you know I missed you
Did you know I missed you
Did you know I missed you
Did you know I missed you
Did You know i miss you
Did you know i miss you
Did you know i miss you

God, I miss you

And then you bring me home
And we'll go to sleep but this time not alone, no no,
And you'll kiss me in your living room, oh
And you see, no, that i've been missing in my Living room
Cause this is what i miss, what i miss
We don't have much room
I said, does anyboy need that room?
Because we all need a little more room
To live

My Konstantine

*Something Corporate*

I'm nobodys Konstantine and that's sad.

-- Megan

Ick

Everything sucks. Life sucks, you suck, I suck. We all suck. Let's all take this time to come to grips with that. Thank you.

-- Megan

New Big SUPER COOL Changes

Whooo all new layout! Notice I took out the tag-board and all that pink. Ahhh so much better. I was getting sick of that. But now it's all so much better. And if you don't like it feel free to kiss my ass.

-- Megan

YaY!

I got a spiffy spifftastic avatar! It won't show up here but I want to thank the lovely ladies at Weepie for making it.

-- Megan

Nathan Rocks My Socks

Ohhhhh look everybody Nathan got a bloggy too! OK everyone go check it out it's over ---> there in the links section. Go now! And Nathan should update it often so he doesn't disappoint his devoted fans like I know I do. Wait I don't have any. Oh well. So is life.

-- Megan