Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Indeed we do. I have decided to compile a list of things that if any guy has or shows any of the traits below you MUST run away from him. Far away.

OK here it is the official RUN AWAY FROM THIS MAN NOW LIST by Me (Megan):

1. He talks about himself in the 3rd person
2. He weighs less than 100 pounds (excluding children under the age of 14)
3. His name is Patrick, Nick, Tim, or David (and sometimes Mike)
4. His nickname is anything with an animal or animal like habit EX: Bulldog or The Scratchinator
5. He does not find Family Guy or Futurama funny
6. He likes to pick out your clothes
7. He refers to himself as "God"
8. He mentions sex in every conversation you have
9. You watch Jeopardy together and he gets none of the questions right but still thinks he's smart
10. He threatens to burn down your house

And that is the list. This is all just from my personal experience so feel free to disagree with me. Or if you have anything to add put it in my guestbook or e-mail it to me.

-- Megan