I Am A Freakish Weirdo

One of my many interesting conversations with myself while Nathan was getting coffee.

azurefiregodess: maybe i should write erotic literature for a living
azurefiregodess: that'd be an interesting thing to tell my guidance counsler
azurefiregodess: yes can you suggest any good colleges for erotic literature? wonder what she'd say
azurefiregodess: ok i'll stop now
azurefiregodess: so timmy what does your mom do for a living? she writes erotic literature
azurefiregodess: imagine that career day
azurefiregodess: ok i'll really stop now
azurefiregodess: so kids if you try hard and do well in school you too can have your stories published in penthouse forum
azurefiregodess: ok i'll really actually stop now

And then I really did stop.

//Megan