Why the hell is my life full of mediocre crapiness? I really don't have much reason to hate my life since there are so many people worse off than me but I can't help it. I'm a selfish bitch like that. I also think I should become a lesbian. Men bother me too much. That would be hot. But I would have to save my lesbian self for Gwen Stefani. Oh well 4 more years and then I'll be in the Peace Corp trying to save the world. And then I won't have to worry about any of this shit.

Word to your mother,
M

PS- Buy me things from Sephora and make me feel better. http://www.sephora.com/registry/list.jhtml?giftlistId=gl255460167